And then Sir Talks-a-lot used his tongue to measure his desk.
(It measured 9 tongue lengths long.)
There's a scene in a Toy Story movie where a toy tells Jessie, "Jessie! Remember your training!"
To which she replies, "But I don't have any training!"
Today felt a lot like this. And the only trouble is, I've had training. A lot of it.
But tomorrow is a new day and I can do better then. At the very least, I'll have remembered my training. Or, you know, some of it.